Subject: A RECENT STUDY

A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER
TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO
ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED
WITH THE LETTER 'T'.

EXAMPLES
TUESDAY
THURSDAY
TODAY

TOMORROW
THANKSGIVING
THATURDAY

THUNDAY
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A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER
WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS :
5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
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WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER
50?
NUDITY
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and
a wife?
ABOUT 45 LBS.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND
A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45 MINUTES
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL
ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
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WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?

ROW, ROW , ROW YOUR BOAT........ .
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