Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
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> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
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> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
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> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
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> 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
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> Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
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> so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti ?'
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> 'I cannot say.'
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> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
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> 'I'll never tell.'
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> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
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> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
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> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
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> 'My lips are sealed.'
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> 'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
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> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
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> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, J oey Pagano,
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> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
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> You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
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> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
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> whispers, 'What'd you get?'
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> '4 months vacation and five good leads.'