HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.=20

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his =
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she =
could see from the bedroom window.=20

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there =
were people in the shed stealing things.=20

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said =
'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should =
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. =
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police =
again.=20

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people =
stea ling things from my shed Well, you don't have to worry about them =
now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.=20

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an =
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars =
red-handed.=20

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot =
them!'=20
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'=20

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!=20