Sunday, July 28, 2013

UP

I'm sure you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the  English language
that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv,  prep.

WHO KNOWS HOW THEY PERFORMED THIS TRICK

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ai4tPe80S6Q?rel=0

THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=mWhD5bc6Fmg&vq=large

GIVE IT TO ME NOW SHE YELLED!


Nine Things That Will Disappear in Our/Your Lifetime

UNEMPLOYMENT EXPLAINED

NEW REPUBLICAN COST CUTTING IDEA


DEPORTATION OF SENIORS !!! ………………..to help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

How many types of sex r there?

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How the hell does this guy do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=3PszMaZ5Ipk

1963 vs 2013

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


Bottle caps have always been childproof and plastic.

The CD was introduced 4 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard:
"Where's the Beef?",
"I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or
"De plane, Boss, deplane.."

They do not care who shot J.R. nor do they have any idea who J. R. even is.



Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.


They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?



Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
(Notice the larger type that's for those of you who have trouble reading.)
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So have a nice day!!!!!

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!

Changing the name of my bathroom

I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John.

It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning.

Interesting Jesus preaching

http://www.youtube.com/embed/WGnEuGwvXqU?rel=0

Pile Driving in Pakistan

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cFb0nLCKypg?rel=0

Landfillharmoic Orchestra

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=UJrSUHK9Luw

WHY WITNESSES ARE WRONG 1/2 THE TIME

THIS IS WHY WITNESSES ARE ONLY 50% ACCURATE! "Officer the light was GREEN not pink!" If your brain works normally this is neat. This is another example of an amazing illusion! The last sentence is so true. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink. However if you stare at the black '+' in the centre, the moving dot turns to green. Now concentrate on the black '+' in the centre of the picture. After a short period all the pink dots will slowly disappear and you will see only a single green dot rotating. It's amazing how our brain works. There is no green dot, and the pink ones don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.