An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall.

'Excuse me,' he said. I can't seem to find my wife.
Can I talk to you for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old
fellow, said, 'Sure, Do you know where your wife might be?'

I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with
tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere.