Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
>>needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
>>friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
>>together.
>>
>>Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
>>Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
>>him over."
>>
>>The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>>The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to
>> confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said,
>>"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
>>
>>Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
>>ain't Bubba."
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>>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>>Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>>
>>"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>>
>>Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba With
>>them two assholes.
>>