An Oregonian, a Californian and a Texan were out camping. They
were lazing around a campfire when the Texan pulled out a bottle
of tequila and after taking a couple of swallows, threw the
bottle up in the air, pulled out his six-shooter and neatly shot
the bottle. The Californian noted that there was still some
tequila left in the bottle, but the Texan replied, "That's okay,
we have plenty of tequila where I come from."

The Californian promptly brought out his bottle of White
Zinfandel, took two swallows, threw it up in the air and shot
it with a Glock 9mm pistol with the 17-round magazine, stating:
"We have plenty of _this_ where I come from."

The Oregonian took all this in and finally opened a bottle of
Henry's Blue Boar Irish Ale. He downed the entire bottle, threw
it up in the air, and shot the Californian with a 12-gauge
Mossberg he kept around for birds and deftly caught the
bottle. The Texan's jaw dropped nearly to his silver belt buckle and
his eyes opened nearly as wide. The Oregonian, momentarily
puzzled at the reaction, finally laughed: "It's okay, we have
plenty of Californians where I come from, and where I come from,
I can get a nickel for this bottle!"