The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They
went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she
seemed rather bored.

"What would you like to do next?" he asked. "I wanna be
weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the
weight guesser.

"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely
right.

Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her
some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she
would like to do.

"I wanna be weighed," she said. I really latched onto a square
one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had
developed a headache, he took the girl home.

The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and
asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time
tonight?"

"Wousy," said the girl.