Two Texas farmers, Bubba and Cooter, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer.

Bubba turns to Cooter and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
college, and sign up for some classes." Cooter thinks it's a good idea,
and
the two leave.


The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions
who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History,
and
Logic.

"Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you
would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically
that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a
wife.

And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all
of
that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Cooter at the bar. He tells Cooter about his classes, how
he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Cooter says, "What's that?"

Bubba says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer".