The Duck Hunter
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> A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when
>he decided
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> He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then
>a gust of wind
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> blew, the gun fell over, and discharged..
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> shooting him in the genitals.
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> Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was
>approached by his
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> doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some
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> bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok,
>the damage was
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> local to your groin, there was very little
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> internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the
>bird shot.
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> The bad
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> news is that there was some pretty extensive
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> damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you
>to my brother."
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> "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is
>your brother a plastic surgeon?"
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> "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player
>in the local
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> symphony.... He's going to teach you where to put
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> your fingers so you don't piss in your eye"
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