Subject: BOB AND THE BLONDE
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> > Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
> > He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
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> > The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a
> > story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
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> > The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
> > Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
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> > The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20
> > bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
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> > Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
> > ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
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> > The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
> > saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
> > Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
> > 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
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> > The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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> > Bob took the money...
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