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>
>>>>
>>> An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered
>>> a cup of coffee.
>>>
>>> As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat
>>> down next to him.
>>>
>>> She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
>>> cowboy?"
>>>
>>> He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life
>>> breaking colts, working cows,
>>> going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,
>>> bailing hay, doctoring
>>> calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
>>> tractors, and feeding my
>>> dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy"
>>>
>>> She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
>>> thinking about women. As
>>> soon as I get up in the morning, I think about
>>> women. When I shower, I think
>>> about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
>>> even think about women
>>> when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think
>>> of women."
>>>
>>> The two sat sipping in silence.
>>>
>>> A little while later, a man sat down on the other
>>> side of the old cowboy
>>> and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>>
>>> He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just
>>> found out that I'm a
>>> lesbian."
>>>
>>>
>>>