Subject: Fw: Shaky Lil' Old Lady

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex
shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the
store to the counter.


Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?"


The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes
we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."



The old woman then asks: "Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn
inchessss llong a aand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by
bbaatteries?


The clerk responds, "Yes we do"


She asks: " Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"