Two Texas farmers, Steve and Joe, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer.

Steve turns to Joe and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education.

Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some
classes."

Joe thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions
who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and
Logic.

"Logic?" Steve says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an examp le. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think
that you would have a yard.""That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you
might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that
because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Joe at the bar.

He tells Joe about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History,and Logic.

"Logic?" Joe says, "What's that?"
Steve says, "I'll give you an example.

Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer".