Subject: Just when I thought nothing else could go wrong

Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head.

To calm me down, my wife gave me a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too damn hot.

I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric shock that threw me on my ass.

The telephone rang, it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into and everything was taken.

I decided this was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down my stress and help me to relax.

That's when it happened..

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