Subject: - Joys Of Aging

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> An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that it wouldn't blow away in the wind.?

> A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.
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> I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"
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> "Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat."?
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> "But madam, he said, "you must know that you're derriere is exposed!"??
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> The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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