Osama

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama
is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter
in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line
of coded message:


370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza
Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to
the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA,
then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence
(ASIO) for help.

Within a minute ASIO emailed the White House with this
reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."