Saturday, October 12, 2013

Technology: NEW PASSWORD REQUIRED

User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?
 
Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.
 
User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?
 
Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
 
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
 
Website: No, you must get a new one.
 
User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
 
Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.
 
User: ok, roses
 
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
 
User: pretty roses
 
Website: you must use at least one number.
 
User: 1 pretty rose
 
Website: you cannot use blank spaces.
 
User: 1prettyrose
 
Website: you must use additional letters.
 
User: 1fuckingprettyrose
 
Website: you must use at least one capital letter.
 
User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose
 
Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
 
User: 1Fuckingprettyrose
 
Website: you must use additional letters.
 
User: 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
 
Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.

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