Sunday, April 8, 2012

You know the recession is really bad when


* My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 
* CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
 
* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
 
* I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
 
* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
 
* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
 
* My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
 
* A picture is now only worth 200 words.
 
* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
 
* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
 
* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
 
 A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

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