Jay walking in Johannesburg

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You know the recession is really bad when

* My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 

* CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

 

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

* I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

 

* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

 

* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

 

* My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

 

* A picture is now only worth 200 words.

 

* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

 

* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

 

* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

 

*  A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

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"Try and fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every
citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they
are a citizen".