WTF

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?  Apparently, the correct answer is Africa .  

 
  
There's a new Muslim clothing  shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets  

   
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Fanatical Muslims have added me as a friend !!    
Being a modest man,  when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the  registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's  regular porn, you sick  bastard.”       

The red cross have just  knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the  garden.