Sunday, December 18, 2011

The best day of fishing-EVER

I've heard of salmon  jumping into boats, but never anything quite like this...    Tom Satre told the Sitka Gazette that he was out  with a charter group on his 62-foot fishing vessel when  four juvenile black-tailed deer swam directly toward his boat









 "Once the deer reached  the boat, the four began to circle the boat, looking  directly at us.  We could tell right away that the  young bucks were distressed. I opened up my back gate and  we helped the typically skittish and absolutely wild  animals onto the boat.  In all my years fishing, I've never seen anything  quite like it! Once onboard, they collapsed with  exhaustion, shivering.









"This is a picture I  took of the rescued bucks on the back of my boat, the  Alaska Quest.  We headed for Taku Harbour .  Once  we reached the dock, the first buck that we had been  pulled from the water hopped onto the dock, looked back as  if to say 'thank you' and disappeared into the forest.  After a bit of prodding and assistance, two more followed,  but the smallest deer needed a little more help









This is me carrying the  little guy.










My daughter, Anna, and  son, Tim, helped the last buck to its feet. We didn't know  how long they had been in the icy waters or if there had  been others who did not survive.  My daughter later  told me that the experience was something that she would  never forget, and I suspect the deer felt the same way as  well!"

Underwater bowling

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Blond joke

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

WHERE DO THE CARDS COME FROM?


WHERE DO THE CARDS COME FROM?

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tHjaRbTfHmQ
 
 

Jazz session

 This is a great performance.  Please take note that no one in the audience left during the entire jazz session!!!




"http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lXKDu6cdXLI?rel=0"  

ONLY BUDDY HACKETT COULD GETAWAY WITH TELLING THIS JOKE!

http://redux.com/stream/item/1126763/BABY-ELEPHANT-TRUNK-PENIS-BY-BUDDY-HACK

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Automobile Quiz...

http://www.cramersweeney.com/brandprix/

Fly over Europe-pps

http://www.box.net/shared/static/4loal2cdl94hlfb7x2iv.pps

Referee training


WTF


In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?  Apparently, the correct answer is Africa .  

 
  
There's a new Muslim clothing  shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets  

   

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Fanatical Muslims have added me as a friend !!    

Being a modest man,  when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the  registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's  regular porn, you sick  bastard.”       

The red cross have just  knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the  garden.

VW bus turns 60 - Will's Roadtransport Revival

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/truck-and-van-blog/2007/10/vw-bus-turns-60-wills-roadtran.html

How to blow a turkey call


Stand still and don't shoot-great hunting video


GREAT AD RUN ON HALOWEEN

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=22984504&server=vimeo.com&show_title=0&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00adef&fullscreen=1&autoplay=1&loop=0

THIS PUTS IT INTO FIGURES WE CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND.....YIKES

I love it when complex things are made simple. *
United States Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000 *
New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000 *
National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000
Now, remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget.
* Annual family income: $21,700 *
Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710 Total budget cuts: $385

Sunday, October 9, 2011

FIND ANYBODY

http://www.spokeo.com/

THE HUMAN CLOCK

http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html

Yosemite's Frazil Ice

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=9V9p4mFEYXc&vq=medium#t

GINGER RODGERS AT 92 AND GRANDSON


GREAT CLIPS FROM THE PAST


You must be very Careful with this. You can get lost for hours watching these.  Various clips from old TV shows that show acts, comedy, songs, dances, etc from our era.  Do yourself a favor and at least look at some of these. 
Just click on the underlined headings and it will come up automatically.

Enjoy the Nostalgia trip.....

President Pryor ...32 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-_cdbByTeNE

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Is this a great country or what?

One hell of a camper

Keeping perspective

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today......... The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1992. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Cat in the Hat on getting older

One of the problems facing this country today

Monday, September 5, 2011

New House, New Pool..

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=28443

Hilarious stand up by Dan Nainan.

http://www.wimp.com/hilariousdan/

FREE ENTERPRISE

I never cease to marvel at the Free Enterprise System, When a product reaches the point where it's nigh on to impossible to improve its functionality, someone will still come up with a way to make people want to ditch their old one and get yours.

Check out these motorcycle helmets. The Cops will love these






The stimulus

Some have said that the stimulus hasn't saved any jobs! But here is a case where at least one job was saved! Take for instance Oregon State University Athletic Director Bob DeCarolis' dilemma. Mr. DeCarolis was considering firing their Basketball Coach, Craig Robinson, after an 8 -11 start (2-5 in the Pac 10 Conference). When word reached Washington , Undersecretary of Education Martha Kanter was dispatched to Corvallis with $17 million in stimulus money for the university. Thankfully,Craig Robinson's job is safe for another year! Now comes the interesting part of our story... For those of you unfamiliar with Coach Robinson, he just so happens to be the brother in law of none other than our country's beloved President. NOW YOUR CATCHING ON... he is the brother of Michelle Obama! But hey, can't we all come to the conclusion that Coach Robinson's job security was all just a coincidence? I'm sure of it... aren't You? Thank Goodness For The Stimulus! But $17 million for one job? I wonder what mine is worth? If this doesn't anger you, nothing will... remember to vote this fall!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Thomas Jefferson

Resume of Thomas Jefferson-must read and some of his quotes below
Resume of Thomas Jefferson

At 5, began studying under his cousin's tutor.
At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.
At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.
At 16, entered the College of William and Mary.
At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.
At 23, started his own law practice.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

9 Things That Might Disappear In Our Lifetime.

1. The Post Office
Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue needed to keep the post office alive. Most of your mail every day is junk mail and bills.

2. The Cheque
Britain is already laying the groundwork to do away with cheque by 2018. It costs the financial system billions of dollars a year to process cheques. Plastic cards and online transactions will lead to the eventual demise of the cheque. This plays right into the death of the post office. If you never paid your bills by mail and never received them by mail, the post office would absolutely go out of business.

3. The Newspaper
The younger generation simply doesn't read the newspaper. They certainly don't subscribe to a daily delivered print edition. That may go the way of the milkman and the laundry man. As for reading the paper online, get ready to pay for it. The rise in mobile Internet devices and e-readers has caused all the newspaper and magazine publishers to form an alliance. They have met with Apple, Amazon, and the major cell phone companies to develop a model for paid subscription services.

4. The Book
You say you will never give up the physical book that you hold in your hand and turn the literal pages. I said the same thing about downloading music from iTunes. I wanted my hard copy CD. But I quickly changed my mind when I discovered that I could get albums for half the price without ever leaving home to get the latest music. The same thing will happen with books. You can browse a bookstore online and even read a preview chapter before you buy. And the price is less than half that of a real book. And think of the convenience! Once you start flicking your fingers on the screen instead of the book, you find that you are lost in the story, can't wait to see what happens next, and you forget that you're holding a gadget instead of a book.

5. The Land Line Telephone
Unless you have a large family and make a lot of local calls, you don't need it anymore. Most people keep it simply because they've always had it. But you are paying double charges for that extra service. All the cell phone companies will let you call customers using the same cell provider for no charge against your minutes

6. Music
This is one of the saddest parts of the change story. The music industry is dying a slow death. Not just because of illegal downloading. It's the lack of innovative new music being given a chance to get to the people who would like to hear it. Greed and corruption is the problem. The record labels and the radio conglomerates are simply self-destructing. Over 40% of the music purchased today is "catalogue items," meaning traditional music that the public is familiar with. Older established artists. This is also true on the live concert circuit. To explore this fascinating and disturbing topic further, check out the book, "Appetite for Self-Destruction" by Steve Knopper, and the video documentary, "Before the Music Dies."

7. Television
Revenues to the networks are down dramatically. Not just because of the economy. People are watching TV and movies streamed from their computers. And they're playing games and doing lots of other things that take up the time that used to be spent watching TV. Prime time shows have degenerated down to lower than the lowest common denominator. Cable rates are skyrocketing and commercials run about every 4 minutes and 30 seconds. I say good riddance to most of it. It's time for the cable companies to be put out of our misery. Let the people choose what they want to watch online and through Netflix.

8. The "Things" That You Own
Many of the very possessions that we used to own are still in our lives, but we may not actually own them in the future. They may simply reside in "the cloud." Today your computer has a hard drive and you store your pictures, music, movies, and documents. Your software is on a CD or DVD, and you can always re-install it if need be. But all of that is changing. Apple, Microsoft, and Google are all finishing up their latest "cloud services." That means that when you turn on a computer, the Internet will be built into the operating system. So, Windows, Google, and the Mac OS will be tied straight into the Internet. If you click an icon, it will open something in the Internet cloud. If you save something, it will be saved to the cloud. And you may pay a monthly subscription fee to the cloud provider. In this virtual world, you can access your music or your books, or your whatever from any laptop or handheld device. That's the good news. But, will you actually own any of this "stuff" or will it all be able to disappear at any moment in a big "Poof?" Will most of the things in our lives be disposable and whimsical? It makes you want to run to the closet and pull out that photo album, grab a book from the shelf, or open up a CD case and pull out the insert.

9. Privacy
If there ever was a concept that we can look back on nostalgically, it would be privacy. That's gone. It's been gone for a long time anyway. There are cameras on the street, in most of the buildings, and even built into your computer and cell phone. But you can be sure that 24/7, "They" know who you are and where you are, right down to the GPS coordinates, and the Google Street View. If you buy something, your habit is put into a zillion profiles, and your ads will change to reflect those habits. "They" will try to get you to buy something else. Again and again.

All we will have left that can't be changed are "Memories".
And then probably Alzheimers will take that away from you too!

BEST HOMELESS SIGNS











Saturday, March 26, 2011

Saturday, March 5, 2011

A senior citizen speaks

A senior citizen speaks

Here's a guy that really knows how to vent!

Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming , Co-Chair of Obama's deficit
commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he
compared "Social Security" to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats.
August, 2010.

Here's a response in a letter from a unknown fellow in Montana ... I
think he is a little ticked off ! He also tells it like it is !

"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight...

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS.



2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15
years old. I am now 63).

3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other
Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for
decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give
OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus
bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme
that would have made Bernie Madoff proud.

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the
proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing
retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to
age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the
goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare
from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the
game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to
such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the
bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our
entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why?
Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that
you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you
come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR
debt.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To add insult to injury, you label us "greedy" for calling "bullshit" on
your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during
your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and
how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the
American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you
proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual,
have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are
"greedy". It is you and they who have bankrupted America and stolen
the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And
for what?

Votes. That's right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for
the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You
know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch."

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Space

http://triggerpit.com/2010/11/22/incredible-pics-nasa-astronaut-wheelock/

Broke ass Americans

This is very POTENT !


I'M so glad some one had the GUTS to send this out !

We're broke ASS AMERICAN'S!!

We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans,Homeless etc...........

We allow illegal aliens to enter our country, have babies that we provide FREE housing, medical care, food stamps, welfare, education that cost us broke ass Americans 22 BILLION a year...not to mention the thousands of Americans that have been victims of crimes and DUI's.

In the recent past we have provided aid toHaiti, Chile and Turkey.

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid or get any breaks while our government pours
Hundreds of Millions of $$$$$'s and Tons of Food into Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

USA, a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry,
elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment - etc,etc...

YET...................
They have a 'Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'us' the same support they give to other countries.

Sad isn't it?

99% of people won't have the guts to forward this.
I Just Did!