Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,
on a hill, in
the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the
scraggly junk left
by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furni ture in a
dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into
the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury
duty.