Gods Wonderful Creation

Dear activists, colleagues and friends,

Today we honor Dr. King's birthday. We all know him because of his historic impact on civil rights, but many don't realize that later in life he fought just as passionately for the rights of workers and against the entrenched institutions of injustice.

"Equality means dignity. And dignity demands a job and a paycheck that lasts through the week."

The War on Greed is exactly this kind of fight. The livelihoods of families have been directly attacked by the actions of buyout billionaires like Henry Kravis putting Wall Street's special interests ahead of his 800,000 employees... and pocketing $51,000 an hour in the process.

Watch the video: http://warongreed.org/dreams.php?utm_source=rgemail

The first step must be taxing these buyout billionaires at a fair tax rate. It will not solve all the problems, but it is a strong and forceful beginning. With the presidential campaigns underway, it is the perfect time to force this issue into the campaigns the way we did with Wal-Mart and Iraq for Sale.

As our friend Rev. Yearwood, leader of the Hip Hop Caucus, has said: "We are facing a lunch counter moment for the 21st century."

Please join us at our virtual lunch counter by signing the petition to presidential candidates demanding they pledge to close the loopholes and tax the tax dodgers. Buyout billionaires are a menace to our economy. People are hurting, badly, and we must take beginning steps to bring the issue of corporate greed and economic equality to the nation's attention.

Robert Greenwald
and the Brave New Films crew

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I saw a billboard that said,

'Need help, call Jesus.'
1-800-005-3787

...Out of curiosity I did.....

'A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.'

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made
love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She
looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard, " She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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Have a "Seriously" good day!

Sven and Olaf worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office together.

Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter." The clerk looked up diesel fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job. So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment
compensation.

When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor."

"Vat skill?" yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem over his head and says, "Yah ------------- DIESEL FITTER."

Subject: Fwd: New Bush
Coins


Subject: New Bush Coins


oh
my ! good humor ! three minutes well spent

http://blip.tv/file/520347>

How to know you're from the Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy

1. You know the state flower (Mildew).

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.

8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is
not a real mountain.

9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.

10 . You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye Salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and
Willamette.

12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food.

14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark -
while only working eight-hour days.

15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain, and
then; "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."

17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.

19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see
through the cloud cover.

20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can
actually see it.

21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear
your hiking boots and parka.

22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.

23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones
after such a long time.

26. You measure distance in hours.

27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.

28 You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.

29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still
Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk Season (Fall).

30. You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them.

 http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=691

A nice day for a prank in the park. Click to watch.

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of

meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother...

Don't eat it, it's an asshole!

THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFU L .. click me !

Subject: Oregon Fish Story (a big one!)

FYI: This sturgeon is still alive, just worn out from the fight.

They turned him loose after the photo.

This Sturgeon was caught on the Willamette River just below Oregon City two weeks ago.

It weighed out at over 1,000 lbs and measured out at 11'1". It was 56" around the girth and took over 6 and a half hours, and 4 dozen beers, for the 4 guys taking turns at the reeling it in.

Any Sturgeon OVER about five feet has to be released unharmed and cannot be removed from the water.

They are brood / breeding stock and probably older than most of us.

TRUTH: 21st Century Our communication - Wireless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our Labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless LAST BUT NOT LEAST Our BO$$ - Brainless Our Job - Thankless Our Salary - Very less.

Regards,
Pavithran Nair (PAVIN) | C & T M - Trade Marketing Specialist - South 2 | JT International Trading Sdn. Bhd. | No.761, Medan Ko-op, Jalan Bakek, 82000 Pontian, Johor Darul Ta'zim, Malaysia | Tel : +07-6873751 | Fax: +07-6867986 | H/P : +6 016 7171544 |pavithran.nair@jt-int.com

¸…."A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group." -Russell Ewing

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:

(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Oklahoma 's construction program!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!The Yea

These photographs bring back many memories from childhood.

Let's go back in time and reminisce with images we may have forgotten...

Aluminum Christmas Trees Washtub wringers

45-rpm records and spindles

Green Stamps

Metal ice cubes trays with levers

15-cent McDonald hamburgers

5-cent packs of baseball cards

Penny candy

Roller-skate keys

Cigarettes for Christmas

Cork pop guns

Plastic Army Men

Studebakers

Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside

Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles

Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum

Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes

Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

Candy cigarettes

Chief Pontiac signs

P.F. Fliers

Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines

Howdy Dowdy

Drive-in movies

Drive-in restaurants

Car Hops

The Fuller Brush Man

Sky King

Reel-to-reel tape recorders

Tinker toys

Erector sets

25-cent a gallon gasoline -------even 17-cent gasoline

Jiffy Pop popcorn

5-cent stamps ----darn! I remember TWO CENT STAMPS

Gum wrapper chains (#1 study hall activity)

5-cent Cokes

Speedy Alka-Seltzer

Falstaff beer

Burma Shave signs

Brownie camera

Flash bulbs

TV test patterns

Old Yeller

Chef Boy-AR-Dee

Fire escape tubes -----nope, not in my world

Timmy and Lassie

Ding Dong Avon calling!

Chatty Cathy dolls

Brylcreem

Topo Gigio

I f you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived! Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown-up" life . . .I double-dog-dare-ya!