Sunday, January 1, 2012

The fruitcake lady


I have no secrets


YOSEMITE'S FRAZIL ICE

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=9V9p4mFEYXc&vq=medium#t

When trees were H-U-G-E!

When the Northwest logging industry was still young...
Just look at the length of the hand saw they needed...

...and look at the size of the heavy duty axes...
The work required very strong and courageous men...

After a tree was felled the real work began - a week or more to cut it up...
Maneuvering the logs down the mountain to the train was a complex job...
Some of the logs were larger than the train engine...

A hollowed out log became the company's mobile office...
Hollowed out logs were also used to house and feed the crews.

Remember when?

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

Sunday, December 18, 2011

The best day of fishing-EVER

I've heard of salmon  jumping into boats, but never anything quite like this...    Tom Satre told the Sitka Gazette that he was out  with a charter group on his 62-foot fishing vessel when  four juvenile black-tailed deer swam directly toward his boat









 "Once the deer reached  the boat, the four began to circle the boat, looking  directly at us.  We could tell right away that the  young bucks were distressed. I opened up my back gate and  we helped the typically skittish and absolutely wild  animals onto the boat.  In all my years fishing, I've never seen anything  quite like it! Once onboard, they collapsed with  exhaustion, shivering.









"This is a picture I  took of the rescued bucks on the back of my boat, the  Alaska Quest.  We headed for Taku Harbour .  Once  we reached the dock, the first buck that we had been  pulled from the water hopped onto the dock, looked back as  if to say 'thank you' and disappeared into the forest.  After a bit of prodding and assistance, two more followed,  but the smallest deer needed a little more help









This is me carrying the  little guy.










My daughter, Anna, and  son, Tim, helped the last buck to its feet. We didn't know  how long they had been in the icy waters or if there had  been others who did not survive.  My daughter later  told me that the experience was something that she would  never forget, and I suspect the deer felt the same way as  well!"

Underwater bowling

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Blond joke

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

WHERE DO THE CARDS COME FROM?


WHERE DO THE CARDS COME FROM?

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=tHjaRbTfHmQ
 
 

Jazz session

 This is a great performance.  Please take note that no one in the audience left during the entire jazz session!!!




"http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lXKDu6cdXLI?rel=0"  

ONLY BUDDY HACKETT COULD GETAWAY WITH TELLING THIS JOKE!

http://redux.com/stream/item/1126763/BABY-ELEPHANT-TRUNK-PENIS-BY-BUDDY-HACK