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WTF
In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa .
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Fanatical Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.
THIS PUTS IT INTO FIGURES WE CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND.....YIKES
I love it when complex things are made simple.
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United States Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000 *
New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000 *
National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000
Now, remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget.
* Annual family income: $21,700 *
Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710 Total budget cuts: $385
United States Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000 *
New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000 *
National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000
Now, remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget.
* Annual family income: $21,700 *
Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710 Total budget cuts: $385
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